Track every bite. Crack every trigger.
Most families guess at food while they—and their dogs—keep suffering with bloating, rashes, brain fog, itching, and zero energy. Carnivore Lifestyles makes it dead-simple to track meals, symptoms, and lifestyle for every human and pet in your house—then shows you the exact patterns so you finally know what's helping and what's hurting.
You shouldn't need three spreadsheets to keep yourself and your dogs alive.
Yet here I was — running exactly three of them.
One for my psoriasis that just flared again after 25 years of management
One for DJ, who can't have fish + couple of other land proteins, or we end up in the ER at 2 a.m.
One for Shadow, the cancer survivor who can't touch beef and lamb but thrives on fish
After 25 years managing autoimmune conditions as an international-level athlete, I've learned one thing: your body is the only authority that matters.
I built this tool because I needed it myself — and because the data I tracked saved my dogs' lives.
That's why we built CarnivoreLifestyles — in collaboration with holistic practitioners in human and veterinary medicine.
Simple, powerful tracking tools (way better than spreadsheets) that let you:
• Log exactly what you (and your pets) eat
• Spot delayed reactions — even 4–7 days later
• Discover your personal safe foods and ratios
• Adapt as hormones, age, stress, and life change everything
No gurus. No dogma. No shaming if you eat honey or the occasional berry.
Just a ridiculously supportive community of people (and dogs) who are done guessing and finally taking control.
Your body is just unique.
Let's figure out what actually works for YOU — together.
Built Around YOUR Body, Not Someone Else's Rules
Four principles that put you in control:
Data Over Dogma
You track what works, not what someone else insists should work. Your data reveals your unique success patterns — no ideology required.
Transparency First
You always know what's coming next. We publish our roadmap, explain every decision, and build the features you vote for.
Privacy First, Research Optional
Your personal data is stored encrypted on GDPR-compliant EU servers - even our admins can't read it. We never sell your personal or identifiable data to third parties or advertisers. However, if you explicitly opt-in, you can contribute fully anonymized, aggregated data for research purposes. All research participation is completely optional and can be withdrawn at any time.
Community Driven
You vote on what gets built next. Every feature request is reviewed. This platform evolves based on what you and your family actually need.
Everything You Need In One Place
Optimized for carnivore, animal-based, keto-animal, and meat-heavy diets
Track: Web App
Access from any device - phone, tablet, or computer. No downloads needed.
- Quick meal logging - Just tap what you ate
- Symptom tracking - Note skin issues, digestion, energy, mood
- Severity scales - Track changes over time (days/weeks/months)
- Humans AND pets - One system for the whole family
- AI analysis - Pattern recognition unlocks at Day 45
Learn: Knowledge Base
Space for community stories, MD/Vet-written articles, and practical guides from real experiences.
- Member adaptation stories
- Understanding your labs (MD perspectives)
- Community troubleshooting discussions
- Success strategies from real journeys
Connect: Built-In Community
Safe, spam-free community groups built right into the app. Available from day 1.
- Community groups and chats available from day 1
- Quality discussions in small groups
- No spammers or trolls
- Actively moderated for safety
Resources: Expert & Community Insights
Learn from medical professionals and member experiences.
- Common trigger patterns (community data)
- Transition experiences
- MD/Vet expert articles
- Community Q&A
What Happens If You Keep Guessing?
More Flare-Ups and ER Visits
Without tracking delayed reactions, you keep eating the foods that hurt you — and your pets. The cycle repeats every few weeks.
Years of Unnecessary Suffering
Food reactions can take 4–7 days to appear. Without data, you blame the wrong foods, cut the wrong things, and never find relief.
Diet Confusion and Burnout
You jump from strict carnivore to keto to "maybe plants are fine" — because without your own data, every guru sounds equally convincing.
How It Works
Three steps to finally understanding your body
Track What You Eat and Feel
Log meals, symptoms, and lifestyle for every human and pet in your household. Takes under 2 minutes a day.
Discover Your Patterns
Our AI analyzes your data to reveal which foods heal and which trigger — even delayed reactions 4–7 days later.
Take Control of Your Health
Adjust your diet with confidence. Share data with your practitioner. Watch symptoms fade as you eat what actually works for YOUR body.
Imagine Knowing Exactly What Works
Clear Skin, Steady Energy
No more mystery flare-ups. You know your safe foods, your ratios, and exactly what to avoid — backed by your own data.
Fewer Emergencies, Healthier Pets
Your dogs thrive because you've identified their triggers. No more 2 a.m. ER visits. No more guessing which protein is safe.
Confidence at Every Meal
You sit down to eat without anxiety. You share a data-driven report with your practitioner instead of vague symptom descriptions. You finally have answers.
Ready to finally crack your family's triggers?
One account for you, your kids, your pets.
Track every bite, reveal patterns that actually make sense—and watch bloating, itching, and guesswork fade.
No more Excel chaos. No more starting over.
Start your 14-day free trial today (no card needed) and see real insights build for everyone under your roof.